August 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
July 2012
dysenterygay:
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
dysenterygay:
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
past-you:
adriofthedead:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past-you is a dick
why the hate?
past-you:
adriofthedead:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past-you is a dick
why the hate?
When you have a hater.
sodamnrelatable:
Other people:
Me:
via sodamnrelatable
When someone's telling me their life issues and...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Watchinustephen:
asiianpersuasiionx3:
brysonkelii:
omfg i can’t…..
Awwwhhh asdfghjkl !
OMGOIASJDOSAJI <333
my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
Someone: "Wow you eat a lot that's not healt---
laughingstation:
Me:
via laughingstation!
